Issue 45 - June 2003

Bringing you the very, very best in celebrity-themed bestiality gossip, hearsay and conjecture since the late 20th century.

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WHAT THE HELL: TIME TO SELL

by over-tired Staff Reporter, Susan Denham

Celebrity Bestiality has been chugging along for close to 4 years now.

It was originally built as an experiment in search engine optimisation (which is why it has rated so highly - and for so long - for the generic search query 'bestiality'), but we've pretty much learned everything we can from this particular exercise.

We could continue with the articles, but tabloids have recently sunk so low (and so very regularly) as to make our outrageous claims seem tame by comparison. Besides, we're bored with the whole thing.

Sure, we could use the site to sell porn, but we don't want to.

So we're going to sell the site instead.

You can contact us via Bloggerheads to make an offer, or you can simply hang in there and wait for us to show up on eBay.

A direct link to the auction will be published here.

Cheers all.

Hey, send us email.
Even better, tell other people about our site by sending them email.
It's called viral marketing, or something.